HYBRID
Sweet, nostalgic, and surprisingly deep. Limonene’s fruity punch sets the tone with a mood-lifting hit, while linalool and myrcene bring in calming, stoney waves. This strain eases you in with euphoric clarity, then gradually fades into mellow, sleepy vibes. Excellent for late-day use or zoning out without losing all mental function.
HYBRID
Tropical funk meets forest spice in this relaxing knockout. With pinene leading for clear-headed mental focus, caryophyllene helping reduce stress and inflammation, and myrcene laying down the heavy sedation, Piña Loca offers a unique combo of clarity and couch-lock. The kind of strain that starts in the mind and finishes in the limbs.
HYBRID
From the exclusive Ethanol 33 line — expect intense fuel-forward flavors, layered with earthy funk, citrus zest, or creamy gas depending on the cut. Effects come on fast and full — immediate cerebral pressure, heavy body buzz, and a lingering potency that hits like a tuned engine. Always gassy, always high-performance, built for those who want serious strength and full-spectrum flavor.
INDICA
A smooth-hitting strain with a nostalgic edge — think candy sweetness, subtle citrus, and earthy spice. Caryophyllene and humulene help melt tension and inflammation, while limonene brightens the mood. The result? A mellow but powerful body high that doesn’t sedate too quickly. Excellent for physical recovery, chilling hard, or just vibing solo with music or a show.
INDICA
Afghani also known as “”Afghan”” and “”Afghanistan,”” is a potent indica marijuana strain. This strain delivers a deep state of relaxation and euphoria. The flavors Afghani produces are sweet and earthy. Medical marijuana patients most commonly turn to this strain to treat insomnia, pain, and stress disorders. Afghani is named after its geographic origin, where the earliest varieties of cannabis are believed to have grown
Feelings: Sleepy, Relaxed, Hungry
HYBRID
Cherry Zlushie is a refreshing hybrid strain that delivers a frozen dessert experience with balanced, mood-boosting effects as cool and satisfying as your favorite summer treat. This chill cultivar begins with a cerebral uplift that melts away stress, enhances mood, and promotes social ease before flowing into a light, comfortable body relaxation that soothes without couch-lock. Cherry Zlushie features a mouthwatering flavor profile dominated by sweet, tart cherry notes perfectly blended with hints of berry, citrus, and subtle creamy undertones that create a smooth, icy-sweet experience with each exhale. The aroma is equally delightful, presenting prominent sweet cherry and mixed berry scents layered with bright citrus, light floral notes, and subtle fruity undertones that intensify when the colorful, frosty buds are broken apart. Medical cannabis patients particularly value Cherry Zlushie for its effectiveness in managing stress, mild anxiety, mood disorders, and minor aches while promoting happiness, social comfort, and gentle relaxation—perfect for social gatherings, daytime relaxation, or any time when balanced mood enhancement and pleasant physical ease are desired.
Feelings: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted
Feelings: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric
HYBRID
Captain Crunch is a playful hybrid strain that delivers a cereal-sweet experience with surprisingly potent effects. This nostalgic cultivar begins with an immediate cerebral rush that energizes the mind and enhances sensory perception before settling into a balanced body relaxation that soothes without sedation. Captain Krunch features a distinctive flavor profile dominated by sweet berry and cream notes reminiscent of the beloved breakfast cereal, complemented by subtle vanilla undertones and a sugary finish that satisfies the palate. The aroma is equally delightful, presenting prominent berry-sweet scents layered with creamy, sugary notes and subtle earthy undertones that become more pronounced when the colorful, frosty buds are broken apart. Medical cannabis patients particularly value Captain Krunch for its balanced effects, effectively addressing stress, mild pain, and mood disorders while promoting a cheerful, functional state perfect for daytime or social activities.
Feelings: Happy, Energetic, Relaxed
INDICA-HYBRID
Candy Kush is a sweet indica-dominant hybrid that delivers a dessert-like experience with deeply relaxing effects as smooth and satisfying as your favorite candy. This delightful cultivar begins with a gentle cerebral uplift that brings happiness, stress relief, and mild euphoria before flowing into a profoundly calming body high that soothes tension while maintaining comfortable mental awareness. Candy Kush features a delicious flavor profile dominated by sweet candy and berry notes perfectly complemented by hints of citrus, earthy spice, and subtle floral undertones that create a smooth, candy-sweet experience with each exhale. The aroma is equally appealing, presenting prominent sweet candy and berry scents layered with citrus, light earthy notes, and delicate herbal undertones that become more pronounced when the colorful, trichome-rich buds are broken apart. Medical cannabis patients particularly value Candy Kush for its effectiveness in managing stress, anxiety, mild pain, and insomnia while promoting happiness, gentle relaxation, and restful sleep—perfect for evening use or any time when sweet mood enhancement and comfortable physical relief are desired.
Feelings: Happy, Relaxed, Sleepy
SATIVA-HYBRID
A 1.35 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Pineapple Express flower rolled in fresh hemp with a glass tip and infused with 100MG of concentrate.
Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain made by crossing Trainwreck with Hawaiian. While this strain rose to fame on the silver screen in 2008 amidst the release of Pineapple Express, it is a real strain that you can find on the shelves of dispensaries across the country. Since then, this strain has become a favorite in the hearts and minds of cannabis lovers. Pineapple Express produces long-lasting energetic effects that you can feel right away. It may make you feel buzzy, alert, and creative. The best time to smoke Pineapple Express is best in the morning, afternoon, or early evening hours. In terms of flavor, this strain packs a punch to your pallet with bright citrus notes infused with pineapple and earthy pine.
Flavors:Pineapple, Citrus, Tropical
SATIVA
Maui Wowie a legendary, sun-soaked sativa that brings the tropics straight to your taste buds.
Bursting with juicy pineapple, citrus zest, and a touch of island sweetness, this smooth-hitting strain delivers an instant vacation for the senses. The high? Uplifting, energizing, and stress-melting, keeping you motivated, creative, and ready to soak in the good vibes. Whether you’re chasing adventure or just chasing the sun, Maui Wowie brings the breeze, the bliss, and the undeniable DANK experience.
Flavors: Pineapple, Tropical, Sweet
Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Happy
INDICA-HYBRID
Animal Cookies is an indica-dominant hybrid strain. This popular strain is a favorite among both patients and growers for its consistent growth patterns and potent effects. The Animal Cookies high hits quickly and intensely, creating an uplifting sensation that fills your mind with happy, dreamy euphoria. As you settle into this giggly, hazy state, a calming body high washes over you, bringing deep relaxation. This combination gradually becomes sedative, often leading to unexpected drowsiness.
Feelings: Happy, Euphoric, Uplifted
