Shop Cannabis Dank By Definition. ALIEN COOKIES 1G PRE-ROLL JOINT

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Alien Cookies flower rolled in classic joint paper. Step into the cosmic allure of Alien Cookies, a rare gem crafted from the union of GSC and Aliendawg. This strain captivates with its rich vanilla and earthy undertones, emanating from buds laden with shimmering trichomes. Known for its seductive effects, Alien Cookies delivers relaxation, a touch of euphoria, and a profound appetite enhancement. Each encounter with this elusive strain promises a cherished experience, perfect for unwinding and combating anxiety, stress, and depression. Savor its unique flavor and potent relief, a true treasure for those fortunate enough to find it.

A pre-roll joint of premium DANK WEDDING CAKE flower rolled in classic joint paper. Wedding Cake is a potent indica-hybrid derived from the cross between Triangle Kush and Animal Mints. This strain delivers relaxing and euphoric effects that deeply calm both body and mind, making it ideal for evening relaxation. Its flavor is rich and tangy with an earthy, peppery undertone, appealing to those who enjoy a complex taste experience. Wedding Cake is especially favored by medical marijuana patients seeking relief from pain, insomnia, and appetite loss. Due to its high THC content, it’s advisable for consumers with lower tolerance to approach this strain with mindfulness to fully enjoy its profound benefits.

A 1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Amnesia Haze flower, rolled in classic joint paper. Amnesia Haze—a bright, invigorating sativa that kicks off your day with a surge of energy and a lasting smile. Packed with zesty lemon, fresh citrus, and a hint of earthiness, every hit is crisp, smooth, and refreshingly bold. The high? Uplifting, euphoric, and laser-focused, keeping you motivated, creative, and ready to take on whatever comes your way. Whether you’re getting after it or just soaking in the vibes, Amnesia Haze delivers a wake-up call like no other—bold, flavorful, and undeniably DANK.

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Jack Diesel flower rolled in classic joint paper.Jack Diesel, a vigorous Sativa hybrid, marries the aromatic brilliance of Jack Herer with NYC Diesel, forging a profile rich in floral and diesel nuances. This strain dazzles the palate with woody and sweet fruity notes, sparking potent and enduring effects. The initial sativa surge offers a calming embrace, swiftly followed by a vibrant wave of energy that ignites creativity and stimulates appetite. Ideal for those seeking a dynamic lift to their day, Jack Diesel delivers an invigorating experience reminiscent of classic Haze varieties.

A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Mango Haze flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate. Mango Haze—a vibrant, uplifting sativa that delivers flavor as bold as its effects. Each hit is a tropical explosion of juicy mango, citrus zest, and a hint of spice, leaving a smooth, refreshing finish. This strain elevates the mind, boosts mood, and sparks creativity, making it the perfect choice for daytime energy, social vibes, or getting in the zone. Whether you’re chasing inspiration or just soaking in the good times, Mango Haze keeps the spirits high, the focus sharp, and the flavor undeniably DANK.

A pre-roll joint of premium DANK Alaskan Thunder Fuck flower rolled in classic joint paper. Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk.

INDICA

SATIVA

Flavor & Aroma
-Citrus forward: Bright, zesty citrus notes reminiscent of lime and sunshine.
-Tropical fruit hints: Underlying tropical sweetness that evokes breezy coastal vibes.
-Light herbal finish: Subtle herbal and earthy tones round out the profile.

Baja Breeze is known for energizing, clear-headed effects that may help enhance:

-Creativity
-Energy
-Focus
-Happiness
-Inspiration

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

HYBRID

Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato is an evenly balanced hybrid strain made by crossing the infamous Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Lemon Haze strains. This strain has tight, dense olive green nugs with thick amber hairs and a coating of frosty amber trichomes. Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato packs a sweet and fruity cherry berry flavor with punches of super sour and creamy citrusy lemon. The aroma follows the same profile, although with a touch of rich black pepper and fresh earthiness to it, too. The Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato high hits you with an immediate sense of uplifted euphoria, a sense of creative motivation, and eventually — a case of the giggles.

INDICA

SATIVA

Super Lemon Haze is a kief-caked multi-colored wonder. As the name states this strain has real lemony characteristics. The smell is zesty, citrusy, and a little sweet. As for the taste, it’s everything one would expect from the namesake; tart and sweet like lemonheads candy – not quite as sharp as one might expect. The effects are uniquely energetic and lively, may not be the best strain for those of us that are naturally wound-up tight.