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Dank By Definition. ALASKAN THUNDERFUCK

Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

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Dank By Definition. Alaskan Thunderfuck | Indoor Pre-roll

Sativa

One gram of our potent, fan-favorite Alaskan Thunderfuck – Alaskan Thunderfuck is a legendary sativa strain that brings a bit of mystery and excitement to the table. The buds are typically dense and frosty, with a cool and refreshing aroma reminiscent of the great Alaskan wilderness.

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Pure Potent White Widow | Cart

HYBRID

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

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Pure Potent Skywalker OG | Cart

INDICA-HYBRID

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

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Pure Potent Pineapple Express | Cart

SATIVA

Cannabis vaporizers are a great way to consume discreetly and consistently. Vape cartridges contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by a battery and vaporized for inhalation. These products are very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.

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Dank Snowman | Indoor 14pk

SATIVA-HYBRID

Snowman is a slightly sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Named for its intensely frosty appearance, Snowman delivers a high that’s ideal for a lazy afternoon when you want to relax and drift into thought. You’ll experience a happy, uplifted feeling throughout the experience, complemented by a touch of creative energy that enhances contemplation—reflecting on the past, present, and future possibilities. As you move through this introspective state, a gentle physical relaxation grounds you without causing any sedation.

Feelings: Euphoric, Relaxed, Uplifted

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ghost. Guava | Vape

SATIVA

Guava is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain that typically has a tropical and fruity aroma with notes of guava. It offers a relaxing and calming high, promoting deep physical relaxation, stress relief, and potential pain management. Guava is known for its pleasant flavor and potential mood elevation.

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Dank Beast Mode | Indoor Flower

INDICA-HYBRID

Beast Mode is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain. Named after Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch—aka “”Beast Mode””—this rare strain gained nationwide popularity after the team’s Super Bowl appearance. Known for its powerful THC content and immediate effects, Beast Mode lives up to its namesake. The high hits quickly and intensely, delivering uplifting and mind-expanding effects. An initial wave of euphoria brings immediate happiness and uncontrollable giggles that can last for hours. As the experience progresses, a gentle physical relaxation sets in, grounding you with mild sedation while maintaining mental clarity.

Feelings: Giggly, Happy, Uplifted

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