Shop Cannabis Dank By Definition. UPTOWN FUNK (14 PACK PRE-ROLL)

Try the latest addition to our 14 Pack series. Uptown Funk 14 Pack Pre-Roll. Uptown Funk, an indica-dominant hybrid, blends the legendary strengths of 88 G-13 with Afghani strains, creating a robust profile of relaxation and creativity. This potent strain greets you with a pungent aroma of skunky diesel and savory spices, filling the room with its heavy scent. The high unfolds slowly, igniting a euphoric warmth that gradually deepens into a blissful, couch-locked state. The buds boast a visual appeal with their bright neon green color, adorned with thin orange hairs and purple-tinted trichomes, making Uptown Funk a true sensory delight.

A one gram (1G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Orange Trainwreck flower rolled in classic joint paper. Dive into the vibrant rush of Orange Trainwreck, a stimulating hybrid that combines the swift kick of Trainwreck with the mysterious zest of an old school Allagash strain. Renowned for its robust notes of fermented oranges, pungent pine, and a touch of funk, this strain is a true palate pleaser for those who enjoy a complex flavor profile. Orange Wreck invigorates the mind and body, sparking creativity and energy, while settling into a comfortable physical ease that enhances appetite and provides moderate pain relief. Ideal for combatting fatigue, stress, and depression, Orange Wreck is a dynamic companion for both lively and laid-back endeavors.

Enjoy the premium quality of our DANK Pre-Roll 7 Pack featuring GSC, a top tier hybrid strain. These pre-rolls offer happy, hungry, and tingly effects, making them ideal for various occasions. With a pungent, dessert-like aroma and a sweet, spicy flavor profile, GSC delivers a satisfying experience. Each joint ensures a rich, enjoyable high. Whether you’re unwinding or socializing, this 7-pack provides consistent quality and pleasure.

A 5 pack of pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper. Blueberry Diesel pairs ripe berry sweetness with soft haze notes in a smooth, approachable smoke. The effect is light, focused, and gently uplifting without feeling overwhelming. Easy, flavorful, and versatile. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition. Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid Flavor Notes: Blueberry • Fruit • Haze • Sweet Aroma: Fruity • Floral • Soft Spice Effects: Uplifting • Calm • Focused Experience: Light • Smooth • Clear Best For: Daytime • Beginners • Social Use

“A 7 pack of pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper. Blue Dream pairs ripe blueberry sweetness with light haze notes for a smooth, versatile smoke. The effect delivers focused energy followed by mellow body relaxation. Clean, balanced, and endlessly reliable. A true classic done right. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition. Strain Type: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid Flavor Notes: Blueberry • Sweet • Haze • Fruit Aroma: Fruity • Floral • Soft Spice Effects: Uplifting • Focused • Relaxing Experience: Smooth • Balanced • Clear Best For: Daytime • Creative Flow • Everyday Use”

Elevate your smoking experience with our DANK Pre-Roll 7 Pack featuring Skywalker OG. This Indica-dominant hybrid, born from the union of Mazar and Blueberry OG, boasts high THC levels and a terpene profile rich in myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. Known for its deep relaxation and euphoric effects, Skywalker OG effectively alleviates stress, pain, and symptoms of anxiety and depression. Named after the iconic Star Wars saga, it offers a powerful escape to a galaxy far, far away. Savor the spicy, herbal essence with undertones of diesel and pine in each soothing yet invigorating draw. Experience the force of DANK’s Skywalker OG pre-rolls.

A 1.25 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Maui Wowie Flower rolled in a fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Maui Wowie—a legendary, sun-soaked sativa that brings the tropics straight to your taste buds. Bursting with juicy pineapple, citrus zest, and a touch of island sweetness, this smooth-hitting strain delivers an instant vacation for the senses. The high? Uplifting, energizing, and stress-melting, keeping you motivated, creative, and ready to soak in the good vibes. Whether you’re chasing adventure or just chasing the sun, Maui Wowie brings the breeze, the bliss, and the undeniable DANK experience.

OG KUSH – the latest in our 14 pack pre-roll series. OG Kush, a legendary strain that emerged in Florida during the early ’90s, is famed for its complex aroma blending fuel, skunk, and spice. This iconic hybrid, which involves genetics from Northern California, Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush, is best known for its robust lemon-pine-fuel scent and a high-THC profile delivering both cerebral and physical effects. Often referred to as “Original Gangster,” OG Kush represents the genetic backbone of many West Coast strains, giving rise to famous varieties like GSC and Headband. Enjoyed later in the day, it effectively helps alleviate stress, anxiety, and pain, while providing a satisfying munchies kick.

A 1.25 gram pre-roll blunt of premium DANK Animal Cookies Flower rolled in a fresh hemp wrap with a glass tip. Don’t let the name fool you — Animal Cookies is a heavy-hitting hybrid bred from royalty. With a sweet, sour punch on the nose and dense, frosty buds, this strain delivers knockout full-body effects perfect for serious relief seekers. Ideal for obliterating pain, battling insomnia, or just checking out from reality for a while, Animal Cookies is not here for a light buzz — it’s here to put you down gently but firmly.

A 5 pack of infused pre-roll joints with premium DANK flower rolled in classic joint paper and infused with concentrate. Dank N Donuts blends sweet bakery notes with deep gas undertones for a rich, comforting smoke. The high lifts the mood quickly before easing into warm, full-body calm. Cozy, steady, and quietly addictive. Built for everyday enjoyment without compromise. From the Hudson Valley to New York’s top dispensaries, this is DANK by definition. Strain Type: Hybrid Flavor Notes: Pastry • Sweet • Gas • Cream Aroma: Sugary • Funky • Warm Effects: Happy • Relaxing • Euphoric Experience: Smooth • Comforting • Balanced Best For: Anytime • Stress Relief • Unwinding”

Elevate your experience with our DANK Randy Marsh Pre-Roll 7 Pack. This dynamic hybrid emerges from the stellar combination of Apples and Bananas with Gary Payton, delivering swift and profound effects. Each pre-roll invites you into a realm of intense euphoria and sharp mental clarity that sparks a surge of energy and creativity. Known for its instant impact, Randy Marsh wraps you in a cerebral embrace that enhances focus and brings a joyful burst of laughter. Perfect for those moments when you need a quick lift to elevate your day, these pre-rolls promise a memorable and invigorating journey with every puff.

F1 delivers an instant, soaring sativa high that lifts the mind and energizes the senses. Bright, fast, and uplifting, it’s perfect for creative vibes, social energy, or just taking off into a clear-headed, euphoric flow.