Shop Cannabis Dank By Definition. Uptown Funk | Indoor 7pk

INDICA-HYBRID

This potent indica-hybrid strain releases a pungent aroma that immediately fills the room. The Uptown Funk experience unfolds gradually—beginning with an uplifting happiness that flows through your body, melting away negativity and tension. As euphoria sets in, a deep sense of calm washes over your muscles. These balanced effects make Uptown Funk particularly suitable for managing chronic pain, insomnia, muscle spasms, PMS symptoms, and neuropathy. The buds deliver a bold, spicy diesel flavor complemented by rich herbal sage notes on exhale. Its signature aroma combines warm, savory spices with deep, skunky diesel undertones.

Feelings: Sleepy, Relaxed, Hungry

INDICA-HYBRID

Experience Papaya Bomb, a luscious indica-hybrid flower that delivers sweet, tropical papaya flavors with every inhale. Hand-trimmed and expertly cured, the buds offer dense, resin-coated nugs that provide a smooth, flavorful smoke. Perfect for unwinding after a long day, Papaya Bomb balances relaxation with gentle euphoria for a soothing, uplifting experience.

Flavor Profile: Sweet, tropical papaya, subtly earthy
Effects: Relaxing, euphoric, balanced

INDICA

Sink into Grape Widow, a top-shelf indica flower known for its rich, sweet grape aroma and smooth, flavorful smoke. Hand-trimmed and expertly cured, this dense, resin-coated bud delivers a potent, relaxing high that eases tension and promotes calm. Perfect for evening use or unwinding after a long day.

Flavor Profile: Sweet grape, earthy undertones
Effects: Relaxing, calming, euphoric

SATIVA

THREE KINGS is a sativa-dominant strain named after its three parent strains—Headband, Sour Diesel, and OG Kush—each renowned in the cannabis world. The effects are primarily cerebral, reflecting its sativa genetics. Users experience a focused, energetic high that’s perfect for daytime use, along with a relaxed, happy sensation. This combination makes it effective for treating various conditions, including cramps, depression, migraines, headaches, and inflammation,

Feelings: Creative, Focused, Happy

HYBRID

Randy Marsh, is a hybrid strain with a cross consisting of Apples and Bananas x Gary Payton. The high comes on with an almost immediate effect, slamming into your mind with a high level of potency and launching it into a state of pure euphoria. As your mind flies higher and higher, you’ll feel an increase in your energy level that is accompanied by focus and sometimes a case of the giggles.

SATIVA

Effects: Energetic, Talkative, Uplifted
Flavor Profile;
Nose; Earthy, Sweet, Dank
Terp Profile; Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene

Alaskan Thunder Fuck (also referred to as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck or Matanuska Tundra) is a legendary sativa marijuana strain originating in the Matanuska Valley area of Alaska. According to the legend, it was originally a Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian Ruderalis, but sometime in the late 70s it was crossed with Afghani genetics to make it heartier. Alaskan Thunder Fuck usually presents large, beautifully frosted buds with incredibly strong odors of pine, lemon, menthol, and skunk. Known for possessing a relaxing yet intensely euphoric high, it is also described as having a “creeper” effect as well as pronounced appetite enhancement.

INDICA-HYBRID

PURPLE URKLE emerged in the late 1980s as a phenotype of “”Granddaddy Purple.”” The strain features a skunky aroma with subtle fruity undertones and delivers a grape and sweet berry flavor profile. Its potent physical effects help alleviate muscle spasms, anxiety, and nausea. Users report that Purple Urkle’s indica properties provide thorough relaxation and promote sleep, making it an ideal nighttime strain for those struggling with insomnia.

SATIVA-DOMINANT HYRBID

Memory Loss is a sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This powerful strain delivers an intense cerebral effect that induces a dreamy, unfocused state lasting several hours. The effects begin almost immediately, creating a hazy mental state that makes concentration difficult. As the experience progresses, you’ll notice a gentle surge of energy and creativity, accompanied by increased appetite—so keep snacks nearby.

Feelings: Euphoria, Relaxed, Uplifted

SATIVA

Tropical Trainwreck is a sativa strain offering a flavorful treat with sweet citrus and earthy notes complemented by hints of pineapple and pine. This strain is ideal for experienced cannabis consumers seeking euphoric and energetic effects. Tropical Trainwreck delivers happy, energetic, and creative sensations. Medical marijuana patients frequently select it to address symptoms of pain, stress, and depression. It features sweet, citrus, and earthy flavors. Myrcene is the dominant terpene, providing relaxing and anti-inflammatory effects. Perfect for daytime use, Tropical Trainwreck induces blissful sensations and enhances social interaction.

Feelings: Euphoric, Uplifted, Creative

SATIVA

Ghost Train Mimosa is one of the most potent strains in the cannabis world. As a sativa strain, Ghost Train Mimosa can create an intense, nearly psychedelic experience at high doses—potentially inducing paranoia. Users often choose Ghost Train Haze either for depression relief or to experience its powerful effects. In smaller doses, GTH sparks laughter and enhances creativity. Ghost Train Mimosa combines the sativa-dominant, uplifting qualities of Ghost Train Haze with the happy, motivating effects of Mimosa

Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Focused

SATIVA-HYBRID

Purple Thai, also known as “Oregon Purple Thai” and “OPT,” is a mostly sativa marijuana strain that crosses Highland Oaxacan Gold with Chocolate Thai.

SATIVA

Banana Haze is a rare, pure sativa strain. This sought-after variety combines a mouthwatering flavor with a distinct hazy high, making it perfect for sativa enthusiasts who appreciate classic haze effects. The experience begins with a gentle cerebral lift that brings happiness and mental clarity, clearing away negative thoughts. Soon after, a subtle tingling sensation starts at the back of the head and flows throughout the body, creating an energized yet physically relaxed state. The strain offers a sweet, fruity flavor profile dominated by fresh banana notes with subtle haze undertones. Its aroma blends earthy banana with spicy haze and a light pungent finish.

Feelings: Relaxed, Tingly, Uplifted